1.Whatever you do, don’t just show up at their house…they run
around in their underwear just like we do.
2. Don’t cheat on
them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about
everything. Trust me, they WILL find out.
3. Beware of every single
male relative and all guy friends. Any of them
would kick your Bottom at the drop of a hat, and a lot of
them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.
4. Never miss an opportunity to tell
them they’re beautiful.
5. Don’t refuse to kiss in front of
your friends. If they laugh at you, it’s because they’re jealous.
6. If they slap you hard, you
deserved it.
7. Don’t be afraid to touch them if
you want to. If they’re going out with you in the first place, it’s because
they like being in your arms.
8. If you don’t sleep with them, do
not tell your friends that you did.
8.5 If you DO sleep with them, don’t
tell your friends that you did.
9. You can be dirty minded in
private, really… most of them are not offended by it…
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a
lot of them can eat like whales.
11. Most of them don’t mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss
these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay
half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know
you’re a Kitty-Cat.
11.5. Do you honestly need all your
money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
12. Every girl should eventually get
three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his
sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it’s not a serious
relationship.
13. Make sure she gets home safely
as often as you can. If you’re dropping her off, walk her to the door. If
you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure
she’s home safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is
your right to kick the s**t out of him.
15. If you’re talking to a female
friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
16. Never, ever slap her, even if
it’s just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, “Oh, you’re
so dumb” or something, never make any gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a
while. She doesn’t care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you
went.
18. You’re dead meat if you can’t get
along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their
friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their
animals.
19. Don’t flirt with their
moms…that’s just freaky.
20. Don’t be freaked out by PMS. It’s
not gross, and it really does make them feel like s**t, so be
understanding.
21. If you don’t like the way they drive, you do it.
22. If you’re officially dating, and
you’re introducing her to your friends, you’d better damn well introduce her as
your girlfriend.
23. Don’t stress where you go for
every date. They really only want to be with you.
24. If they complain that something
hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you’re
play fighting/ wrestling, be very gentle.
26. Memorize their god damned
birthdays. You forget her birthday and you’re basically screwed for life.
27. Don’t marinade the cologne,
but smell good.
28. Don’t give her something silly
for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine’s day. It doesn't have to
be expensive, but it has to be meaningful.
29. If you think the
relationship isn't going to last, don’t wait to find out. It will
only hurt you more if you draw it out.
30. After you've been dating
for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When
you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more
responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be
careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be
lost in a nanosecond.
Culled from Mrs & Mis.com